Science Crazed [1989]

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"Science Crazed" is a Frankenstein movie that would have been a decent 30 minute bad movie but has been mutated and cruelly malformed to fit a feature run time. It was apparently salvaged from two different recordings but they didn't seem to cut anything so we see the same victim-stalking shots over and over, seemingly to build anticipation for the "fiend's" kill, but mostly to bore us into fast forwarding through most of the film. The plot is just about a mad scientist who never takes off his sunglasses making a woman go through a 21 hour pregnancy to give birth to "Frank Jr" who promptly kills his father and mother and then goes around a . . . gym . . . hotel . . . something, killing people. He is stopped by the scientist's assistants and a detective they hired who dresses like a detective in a 1940s noir. Aside from the long, repeating shots, there's some looping bad 80s background music but in between we get gloriously badly dubbed dialogue that kind of make the whole thing worth it. Watch it, but fast forward until you get to dialogue.

"Science Crazed" is a Frankenstein movie that would have been a decent 30 minute bad movie but has been mutated and cruelly malformed to fit a feature run time. It was apparently salvaged from two different recordings but they didn't seem to cut anything so we see the same victim-stalking shots over and over, seemingly to build anticipation for the "fiend's" kill, but mostly to bore us into fast forwarding through most of the film. The plot is just about a mad scientist who never takes off his sunglasses making a woman go through a 21 hour pregnancy to give birth to "Frank Jr" who promptly kills his father and mother and then goes around a . . . gym . . . hotel . . . something, killing people. He is stopped by the scientist's assistants and a detective they hired who dresses like a detective in a 1940s noir. Aside from the long, repeating shots, there's some looping bad 80s background music but in between we get gloriously badly dubbed dialogue that kind of make the whole thing worth it. Watch it, but fast forward until you get to dialogue.

"Science Crazed" is a Frankenstein movie that would have been a decent 30 minute bad movie but has been mutated and cruelly malformed to fit a feature run time. It was apparently salvaged from two different recordings but they didn't seem to cut anything so we see the same victim-stalking shots over and over, seemingly to build anticipation for the "fiend's" kill, but mostly to bore us into fast forwarding through most of the film. The plot is just about a mad scientist who never takes off his sunglasses making a woman go through a 21 hour pregnancy to give birth to "Frank Jr" who promptly kills his father and mother and then goes around a . . . gym . . . hotel . . . something, killing people. He is stopped by the scientist's assistants and a detective they hired who dresses like a detective in a 1940s noir. Aside from the long, repeating shots, there's some looping bad 80s background music but in between we get gloriously badly dubbed dialogue that kind of make the whole thing worth it. Watch it, but fast forward until you get to dialogue.

Like this film, this post would have been a decent, if short, post but in the interest of making it the same length as my other posts, I decided to just repeat it over and over.

Spoon Rating: 5