REWATCH: Fateful Findings [2013]

Nothing can ever truly top this in terms of Neil Breen's work. It nearly fills the entire Neil Bringo card.

Just go see it.

After you can read my original review.

SPECIAL: Live Freaky! Die Freaky! [2006]

Today was a very important bad movie night for a lot of reasons. The biggest and most obvious reason is because it was the inaugural night for our newest member, Jade, Adam and Sarah's daughter who was just born last Wednesday. At one point in the middle of a sex scene in the film Adam turned to us all and said with a small amount of shame, "This is her first movie." What else would you expect really? On a lesser note, it's a return to bad movie night after a few weeks off due to things like Kay getting covid, Erik having covid scares, and Sarah being just too damn pregnant. Finally, this night is important because we dusted off a personal classic to show Erik and for the rest to experience after a very long time.

"Live Freaky! Die Freaky!" isn't really a bad movie, but it's very hard to call it good. It's weird. Mostly just that. Adam and Kay credit "Blue Velvet" with being the start of our interest in both art house and bad movies because although it's a good movie, it sent us down the path of just "weird movies," which often fall starkly on one end of the line of good and bad. In her freshman year of college, Kay watched our film tonight for the first time after one of her friends mentioned hearing about a movie Davey Havok of AFI was in and they decided to just Netflix it (back when Netflix was a mail service) out of curiosity. They were horrified, amused, watched all the special features to try to make sense of it, and kept singing the songs a few days later. It ended up becoming something inflicted on others to get a laugh and, of course, Adam was one of those people. Even after having not rewatched it in years, one of us quotes it at least once a month.

"Live Freaky! Die Freaky!" is a stop-motioned animated musical about Charlie Manson and the Manson family voiced by famous punk rock stars. Even with that description, I swear it's even weirder than you think. It's a black comedy and a satire to the most extreme degree and has more offensive lines and pornographic clay sex than you would ever want. It's art in the worst way and a landmark event in one's life where you can divide your life smoothly into the before watching and after watching times. When you start it up, there's literally a screen that says, "You have bad taste."

There's not much more I can say about it except that if you think you can handle it, I urge you to watch it. Here are just a few (of many) memorable lines:

• "Now listen to Hex as he will be doing the majority of the killing because that is a man's job. You can have the girly jobs like painting the walls with blood and, if time permits, make some sandwiches!"
• "THE SON OF THE SON OF GOD."
• "Make sure to do something witchy."
• "This neighborhood looks positively middle class. Look at those messes... If you drove me to the valley, I'll stab you to death and rip your baby out of your stomach and fuck it."
• "Yay! I'm fucking a girl! I'm straight now!"
• "I'm snorting for two now."
• "You reek of menopause."
• "Oh, the indignity of being killed by a commoner!"