Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Bloodsport [1988]

[Originally posted on Facebook on August 28, 2013]

The second film of the night was "Bloodsport", one of Jean-Claude Van Damme's first starring movies. It's supposed to be a movie about the life of Frank Dux but what you end up remembering about it is that it is about a bunch of stereotypes fighting in a full contact martial arts tournament, Bolo Yeung's crazy facial expressions, and a total of seven montages and six full splits done by Van Damme. The best part is any time Van Damme isn't speaking (although it wasn't just him; this movie had its fair share of unintelligible accents).

Quotes

(on a split) "That hurts me just looking at it."

"Asia is a big place, you know?"

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