Bad Movie Night Update

So it's been a while since there's been a post about Bad Movie Night so here's a full rundown of the month of July and why there haven't been any posts.

On July 4th, Kay was on a road trip and movie night didn't happen anyway.

On July 11th, Kay had just come back from her trip and instead of a movie night we all just hung out and chatted.

On July 18th, no one was particularly motivated to watch a movie so we rewatched "High Impact Hand Safety," a bunch of other bad movie shorts from Adam's playlist, and some decent Saturday Night Live sketches that Kay had collected into a playlist.

Then yesterday because Adam had cancelled his classes, we had an earlier Bad Movie Night with Erik finally in attendance. With the extra time we decided to rewatch our favorite Bollywood film Singham and order a ton of Indian food. Baby Jade was enthralled by the film so we know she'll grow up right. 

Next week there may or may not be a movie night because Kay is going away again, but, as usual, normalcy should pick up again in late August at least.

High Impact Hand Safety & The Prince of Egypt [1998]

We had a series of shorts this evening. First, we started off with a new classic: High Impact Hand Safety. This 18 minute safety training video is the funniest gore movie we've seen in a minute. The film is a safety training video that is 90% recreation of brutal factory accidents with the same scream and a lot of prosthetics.  Just when you think they are done, there are more. You start to get almost frustrated at how stupid people are the more you watch them clean machines without shutting them down first. Still we all picked favorites afterwards. As a companion piece, we also watched a German parody YouTube video called "Forklift Operator Klaus" that is very similar but intentionally over the top. You'll get laughs from both.

Spoon Rating: 9

After that, we decided to do another Dingo Pictures, this one being The Prince of Egypt. It was extremely minimal on the details of the story, which Erik's Catholic upbringing and Adam's religion minor were annoyed by. The thing with Dingo Pictures is that there's definitely a sweet spot of how many you can watch before they get pretty repetitive and we are probably past that point. Most Dingo Pictures are good, but they are all good for the same general reasons. This one is mostly notable for having some really solid smash cuts. The first was of Moses calmly saying, "I'm going crazy" before we get a wide shot of him sitting in front of the burning bush and that's our intro to God, who looks like Ron Pearlman. The other solid one involved the Egyptian armies first chasing with high energy music and then just a bunch of soldiers walking casually with no music at all.

Spoon Rating: 5*

*May be higher or lower based on how many Dingos you've already seen.

We also watched some commercials by Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro. Well, worth looking into if you've got two minutes.