Silk 2 [1989]

We've really had a string of stinkers for a while. This one, Silk 2, is barely worth writing about. It's a sequel to an even more boring police-in-Hawaii B movie. Basically, an art thief replaces some famous Japanese scrolls that are about to go on display at an art museum in Hawaii with fakes so he can sell the real ones on the black market. Silk is a cop who is on a mission to uncover this in between weird banter with her soon-to-die coworker, a fully nude shower scene, and super blurry sex with an art nerd who spends most of the film in the most 80s button up you've ever seen. That's it. It's only an hour and 15 minutes and it felt longer.

Spoon Rating: 2