For baby Connor's first movie night (you know, before he has any personality and is just a potato that eats, sleeps, and craps), we ended up watching this film made as part of that swords-and-sandals craze. Yor is apparently in the future but it looks like the past and also Cappadocia, Turkey. He meets some other people who are immediately enchanted by him because he's blond and fights. One woman falls for him and is quickly threatened by the idea of him meeting another blonde lady and leaving her. He does. She tries to kill her. She dies unrelatedly at the hands of some more barbarian types. The film is ultimately pretty boring outside of some dinosaur fights, where the dinos look like 90s Disney ride effects. Then in the last twenty minutes or so it turns out that it definitely is the future and a high tech society that's totally not ripping off
Star Wars wants them for breeding or something? It's lame. The Overload dies. We amused ourselves with pictures of Glenn Danzig buying kitty litter.
Spoon Rating: 3
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