We started our evening with the long anticipated
Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus, the latest Cool Cat film from Derek Savage. Regrettably this film is only twenty something minutes long and cost Adam over twenty something dollars. The return there is not great. How was the film overall? It was no
Cool Cat Saves The Kids (original edition of course), but it was fun enough. The budget seemed way lower somehow and not just because of the lack of celebrity cameos. The three child actors in the film made the child actors from the original Cool Cat film seem like Oscar winners. Mama Cat simply didn't make an appearance at all, but we did get the official introduction of Cool Cat's rival, Dirty Dog, who mostly just scares a kid and does the same little rap he did at the 420 Awards. There were two new songs in the film that were both raps with decent beats and the absolutely worst lyrics and flow from Derek Savage, who voices both furries. One of the funniest things about the film was actually the credits where it listed Savage's patrons which included such figures as LemonEater5000, Dr. Clee Torres, and Derek I.S. Furry. All in all, watch it if you can get your hands on it, but it's not worth the retail price.
Spoon Rating: 6
Since the film was so short, we followed up with a Dingo Pictures double feature. The first film was
Lion And The King, a
Lion King ripoff. The plot follows Robin, our Simba stand-in, who meets a young panther whose father has . . . stolen a bunch of diamonds? The plot revolves around diamonds, a thing big cats would have absolutely no use for. It has a lot of the classic Dingo badness, but I wouldn't say it distinguishes itself too much from the usual. Also, there are no bears in Africa. Someone tell the movie makers.
Spoon Rating: 6
Out last film was
Puss In Boots, called
Puss On Boots on the YouTube video version we watched of it. This was a Dingo Picture worth noting. None of us know the actual story the film is based on but we're pretty certain that Puss doesn't just go around straight up threatening to murder people who don't go along with his plans. The youngest son of three inherits his dad's cat who asks him to spend the last of his money on a pair of boots. Not questioning this in the slightest, the cat is given boots and those boots are made for walking all over the countryside, manipulating everyone until his owner is presumed to be a lord and gets betrothed to the princess. He also outwits a magician in a cauldron, steals stuff, and again, threatens to murder peasants. A true hero.
Spoon Rating: 7
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