REWATCH: Foodfight! [2012]

[Cross-posted on the Bad Movie Night Facebook page.]

It has been a little while since we watched "Foodfight!" but since Adam's nieces were over for the evening, it made sense to watch a kid's movie. Although, as previously stated, this is one of the worst kid's movies in existence. It's full of sexual innuedos, bizarre "Casablanca" references, animation that is barely as good as Playstation graphics in 1996, and villians that were terrifying enough to make Abby (age 11) and Madison (age 7) avert their eyes. Of course, to us the villains were the best part including Christopher Lloyd's deranged, cross-eyed Brand X salesman (Adam) and the Nazi-esque officier of Brand X's regime who really needs to be kinkshamed (Kay). Throughout the movie, the girls kept asking very reasonable questions like, "What's going on?" "Why are the good guy and the bad girl dancing while arguing?" and "Why did you make us watch this? This is worst than 'To Catch A Yeti'!" We'll make bad movie converts of them one day.

To read the original review of this movie that details all the terrible innuendos, click here.

Spoon Rating: 7.5

Adam's Grandma's Review: *no answer*

Abby's Review: "Two words for you: very bad. One word: disgusting."

Madison's Review: "Hated it."