Above The Law [1988]

This Seagel movie has been sitting on the shelf forever because it was purchased as part of a double feature with Hard to Kill, a Val Kilmer movie that Adam maybe owns just out of some weird loyalty to Val Kilmer. I'm going to tell you right now: don't waste your time. 

The plot is honestly hard to follow for all of us, including Sarah, and that was partially due to bad writing and partially due to bad sound. Basically Seagal is trying to stop a drug ring and an assassination of a senator or something. He's married to Sharon Stone who both survives the movie but also only has two lines and he's partners with Pam Grier and you can't convince me that it's a platonic relationship given all the weird things they say. So much of the film involves Seagal doing to a location for some reason with little information gained. The only good part of the film is when he hits someone with a car and continues drives through a wall, causing the dummy to then fall off the front of the car to the ground below. The rest is just boring.

Spoon Rating: 1