Theodore Rex [1995]

[Cross-posted on the Bad Movie Night Facebook page.]

This movie night started with an argument between Sarah and Adam about whether or not we have watched this movie before. It turns out, we watched the trailer for this movie before but the movie Sarah was thinking of was actually, "Tammy And The T-Rex." The confusion is perfectly reasonable. Both movies came out in the mid-90s and involve a sentient dinosaur because apparently the mid-90s were all about the idea of talking dinosaurs. The movie was actually much more painful than "Tammy And The T-Rex" and the best part of the night was when we watched the voice actors of "Rick & Morty" reading the transcript from a really bizarre trial in Georgia. I highly recommend watching that here and avoiding this movie because it's really not worth your time.

Well, the Wikipedia summary of his movie is only one sentence long so I see no need to be excessive in my description, particularly since most of us checked out of this movie is the first five minutes. Think if "Howard The Duck" was set in "Batman & Robin" verse with a cutesy family movie soundtrack and was about a dinosaur, recently brought back into existence after many species died out, teaming up with a cop to solve a dinocide. Some bad guys did some stuff and there were fart jokes and freaky costumes and it was deeply unpleasent. 

Whoopi Goldberg was surely under contract.

Spoon Rating: 1