Monday, March 2, 2026

Mafia Boss Owns My Body [2025]

We have been planning on watching this one for a while because how could we resist that title.

The plot is pretty meh for the first 45 minutes or so but then it delivers like Dominos. Our blandly pretty, perfect heroine needs money for her mom's surgery and she's a law school dropout whose dad is in jail for drugs. She gets a business card for a mafia boss who offers to help her pay for the surgery if she becomes his slave, both sex and spy. He asks her to become an assistant to the DA, some guy she was in law school with. He is nicer to her than the guy who rapes her and makes her do morally questionable things so she falls for him. Then out of nowhere he becomes an insane person in Dahmer glasses and starts chewing every piece of scenery around. Mafia boss saves her from him and, oh ignore the assault and the murdering people because she's actually a really nice guy who's anti drug and the random guy he killed in the beginning was actually responsible for framing her father. Girl, the correct answer was run away.

In the end, this movie is worth it. The drama really kicks into high gear and makes up for the repetitive beginning and clearly low budget. Also, everyone looks barely old enough to drink alcohol so the thought that they are mafia leaders and lawyers is hilarious.

Spoon Rating: 6