Slaughter High [1986]

 Let's cut to the chase with this one: this movie sucked. Thankfully next week since it's Halloween, we will be treating ourselves to a good movie instead.

The film is about a bunch of popular kids torturing a really dumb nerd who ends up dropping nitric acid on himself while the chem lab is on fire. They return to the school for a high school reunion, but it was just a ploy to get them in one place so the nerd can kill them. They mostly die in stupid and not funny ways but there's a great mud sound effect at one point. The final victim is the girl who pretended she was going to have sex with him to lure him into the girl's locker room. She fails at throwing a stick at him and he gets her too. Then all the kids come back as zombies but surprise, it was all a dream the nerd had while in the hospital. The film ends with the nerd killing his doctor or something with a satisfied smile, but none of us understood why. It was lame.

Also, all the actors sounded like they were doing accents but from where we'll never know.

Spoon Rating: 2