Every Young Woman's Battle [2006]

[Cross-posted on the Bad Movie Night Facebook page.]

After the great success we had with "Every Young Man's Battle" we were excited to fire up the YouTube device and browse our favorite Occult Demon Cassette to find "Every Young Woman's Battle." Since we are all about equality at Bad Movie Night, we knew it was a must watch. 

It definitely gave us as many laughs at its predecessor but it was a very different format from the original anti-sex, Christian propaganda. "Every Young Man's Battle" had some production quality involving various methods of delivery like skits and testimonials. "Every Young Woman's Battle" is really a filmed seminar given by the author of the book, Shannon Ethridge, to a huge crowd of fives of listeners. She goes over her backstory of slutitude (fabricated or factual, who knows?) and her redemption through her husband making her find Jesus. Then we are treated to an interactive portion where we had to answer 20 questions about our behavior to see how many battles we had to fight (Adam: 9, Kay: 7, Keith: 7, Sarah: 6; most of them involved consuming sexy media). Then Ethridge talked more about not giving it up, explicit instructions on how to dress to not invite unwanted attention, and then a whole lot about ancient gender roles that I think we were supposed to relate to. At one point she said men give love to get sex while women give sex to get love and that in a marriage this is the good, natural order of things. She also mentioned a lot of stuff from the Bible without citation that is definitely not in the Bible.

This one is definitely double feature worthy with "Every Young Man's Battle" if you want to have a Chastity Night. And we really need to spend more time on Occult Demon Cassette because it is a gold mine. Stay tuned for at least three more Satanism videos in the future.

Quotes:
"Many people wonder why I devote myself to sexual purity and I say because I have aids . . . visual aids."

Spoon Rating: 6