To Catch A Yeti [1993]

[Originally posted on Facebook on September 11, 2013]

Last Monday's movie was "To Catch A Yeti", a title that would seem to indicate a cheesy horror film but was in fact "wholesome family fun" involving Meat Loaf in a starring role as a Yeti hunter, a terrifying automaton that looks like a "Gremlins" ripoff who is perpetually stoned, a rich kid who's only voice volume is "howler monkey", and essentially the plot of "Baby's Day Out" ("Yeti's Day Out?"). In this 1.5 hour movie, there was someone in the room laughing though about 1.25 of it. Highly recommend for your terrible movie viewing pleasure. One day we may have a cut up of the scenes of Meat Loaf saying things to the children in the movie that would get him on a pedo-watch list.

Quotes: 
". . . and multiple injuries from a banana in a bathtub."
"We made a mistake chasing that little girl."
"The only thing you're doing is suffocating your parents and that's not good."

He's watching you. He knows all. Hail Yeti.