Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Deep Blue Sea [1999]

[Originally posted on Facebook on November 19, 2013]

Yesterday, the BMN crew watched "Deep Blue Sea", another addition to our list of "big budget bad movies." If you haven't seen it, you could substitute watching it for watching "Jaws", 'The Poseidon Adventure", "Titanic" and "Sharknado" instead and get the full effect. Of course, this film has Sam Jackson who is definitely tired of these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking Navy apparatus. The level of unintentional comedy is through the roof and since the collective acting in this movie amounts to maybe one Kevin Costner, you won't care at all when the sharks start destroying people left and right. Also featuring LL Cool J (who's actually trying to act harder than pretty much everyone other than Sammy J) and a rap by LL Cool J about the evil, super smart sharks. It's exactly what you want.

Quote: "I don't like heights, especially falling from them."

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