The plot is truthfully kind of confusing, and we didn't have Sarah to help us. Everyone wants some sort of revenge. There's a larger conflict between a Native reservation (of the Raven Aztec tribe, which is the fakest name) that wants to build a casino on their lands and mine workers who are having their mine shut down. But this is kind of just a backdrop for the story of Edward Furlong's character who is going to propose to his girlfriend, a tribe member, which is controversial for the tribe because he was sent to jail for inadvertantly killing a tribe member who had attacked his girlfriend. Regardless, they are both killed by this tiny Satan worshipping group named after the four horseman of the apocalypse (plus Tara Reid) as part of a ritual meant to bring about the devil in the body of the guy who calls himself Death. Per "Crow" tradition, Edward is brought back to life to get revenge on the Satan group who are going around getting revenge on other people they hate. It's kind of a mess but ultimately he gets his revenge and seems to meet up with his girilfriend in the afterlife.
This movie was pretty solid. Aside from the incoherent plot, it was very high on the overacting that becomes comedic rating. David Boreanaz gets incredibly silly after becoming the devil, Tara Reid is always comically out of place, and Danny Trejo never puts down a Bible throughout the film, but the real standout is, expectedly, Dennis Hopper who plays a pimp and the clergy who officiates the wedding between Boreanaz and Reid's characters. The movie is kind of worth watching just for that.
Spoon Rating: 5
