Cade: the tortured crossing [2023]

I didn't make a mistake with the capitalization in the title; that's just how it's written in the film. On the poster it doesn't even have the colon. 

This new film by Neil Breen is something of a sequel to 2019's Twisted Pair. I say something of a sequel because while it definitely features the twins - good Cade and bad Cale - it is a completely different story in every other way. Aesthetically, it is also quite different because while its predecessor took full advantage of free shooting locations like a local college and empty houses, this film is 100% CGI.  Every single scene has a CGI background with some real props to try to integrate the person into the scene. While we couldn't identify every single location, Cade is clearly seen getting hit by an Amsterdam tram in front of Centraal Station in the beginning, his castle home looks a lot like something you might see in the German or Eastern European countryside, and Adam wondered if the skyscraper footage came from somewhere in China. The "best" CGI is actually of Cade fighting a white tiger and the person who did the graphics for that got a shout out by name in the credits. The fight isn't significant and apparently they are actually friends and the tiger is really a busty woman dressed for a Ren Faire, but it's a memorable scene (with no point).

So the plot. Cade is a rich benefactor for a mental hospital but he makes a point of mentioning many times that he has never actually visited there. On an outing with some of the patients and two doctors, their SUV explodes or something and Cade appears to put them up in his giant castle. When they get back to the hospital we get more detail about how the hospital isn't really a hospital but part of a human trafficking and gene experiment organization with some evil corporate figureheads. Basically, ninjas kidnap people on the street (often the same people over and over because there are only so many actors in the world) and they are brought to the dingy hospital, which is clearly a crumbling church CGI, where the evil doctor experiments on them. The person really behind the crimes is Cale, who is running the experiments because his alien chip mentioned in the previous film doesn't work because the aliens rejected him and he is trying to find a work around. 

After a lot of repeating scenes, Cade starts to save the day. He trains the "patients" in fighting for justice with poor kicks and punches and dates the blonde doctor who has a change of heart about her job. Cale eventually comes to him with his face breaking down and begs for forgiveness and death so Cade summons a sword to kill him. I guess there won't be a third film? At least we got a completely random dance sequence of the "patients."

This film was pretty solid but it's not quite at the level of Fateful Findings (his best film) or Twisted Pair. I think the genuine effort to make the CGI work brings down the comedy a bit from the last film, and honestly, not letting him have use of CGI like in his early films would probably be to his benefit. 

Spoon Rating: 7