The second film was "Guru, The Mad Monk" which we decided was an imperfect mixture of "Romeo and Juliet" and "Hunchback of Notre Dame" (the Disney version) set on a medieval Alcatraz and containing a character named Igor who we called "Quasitorgo" after his hunchbackness and his resemblance to Torgo from "Manos: Hands of Fate" (there was also a humorous instance of mishearing "orgy" as "Igorgy"). Guru and a vampire-witch kill people who have committed crimes and there's some nonsensical subplot about a guy's love being hidden in the church with Quasitorgo who likes her. Truly a masterpiece on man's inherent good and evil with lots of scenes of two people talking as a means of furthering plot.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Guru, The Mad Monk [1970]
[Originally posted on Facebook on July 30, 2013]
The second film was "Guru, The Mad Monk" which we decided was an imperfect mixture of "Romeo and Juliet" and "Hunchback of Notre Dame" (the Disney version) set on a medieval Alcatraz and containing a character named Igor who we called "Quasitorgo" after his hunchbackness and his resemblance to Torgo from "Manos: Hands of Fate" (there was also a humorous instance of mishearing "orgy" as "Igorgy"). Guru and a vampire-witch kill people who have committed crimes and there's some nonsensical subplot about a guy's love being hidden in the church with Quasitorgo who likes her. Truly a masterpiece on man's inherent good and evil with lots of scenes of two people talking as a means of furthering plot.
The second film was "Guru, The Mad Monk" which we decided was an imperfect mixture of "Romeo and Juliet" and "Hunchback of Notre Dame" (the Disney version) set on a medieval Alcatraz and containing a character named Igor who we called "Quasitorgo" after his hunchbackness and his resemblance to Torgo from "Manos: Hands of Fate" (there was also a humorous instance of mishearing "orgy" as "Igorgy"). Guru and a vampire-witch kill people who have committed crimes and there's some nonsensical subplot about a guy's love being hidden in the church with Quasitorgo who likes her. Truly a masterpiece on man's inherent good and evil with lots of scenes of two people talking as a means of furthering plot.
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1970s,
bad movies,
guru the mad monk,
movies
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