Raw Force [1982]

Also known as Kung Fu Cannibals, which is actually a more accurate title but maybe kind of a spoiler. This one is another from the Bad Movie Bible that actually really delivered. Mainly, it's a win because of the absolutely insane acting. It feels almost like everyone was completely aware that the movie they are in is absurd and really went for it.

The plot revolves around a cruise ship going somewhere in the Pacific (this embark from LA and mention the South China Sea at some point). The ship has a bunch of martial artists on it who would like to go to Warrior's Island, an island for disgraced martial artists but apparently you aren't supposed to land there. The place is run by evil monks who are part of a human trafficking scene where they buy girls with jade and then eat them to gain the power to raise the dead. I'm sure that's what you would expect. The ship has plenty of debauchery on it until it is invaded by pirates looking to kidnap women. The ship is destroyed and the cast is reduced down to about eight people trapped on Warrior's Island where they must fight for their lives against monks, zombies, and the evil German leader of the trafficking operation. They win against them and leave with the words "to be continued" only for there to be no sequel.

As I mentioned, the real win here is the acting, which is insane. From the head monk steepling his fingers in evil joy, to the German guy who somehow manages to come off as an antiquated Japanese stereotype, to a clueless birthday boy about to have sex with a confessed murder, everyone is here for a good time.

Spoon Rating: 6