In the same vein as that Nick Fury movie we watched a while back starting The Hoff, here we have another half-hearted 90s superhero movie starring a celebrity but this time that celebrity is Shaq. In this film Shaq, named John Henry Irons, no really, is in the military but leaves when his partner Sparks (future lover? spiritual sibling? their relationship is odd) becomes disabled as a result of a crazy man doing crazy things with weapons. Later on Sparks and Irons (YOU SEE THAT) team up to make Irons into a superhero to fight crime on the streets where all these military grade weapons are suspiciously showing up. He does but leaves his throat unprotected, which surely won't be a problem.
The best part of the film is definitely the last ten minutes where there is insane fighting and acting. Overall, it's just a below average film with some moments.
Spoon Rating: 3
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